Student: Mrs. North- you are so pretty.
Mrs. North: Why, thank you!
Student: You look just like the dog on the Taco Bell commercial because he has orange hair and eyes that bug out too.
Student: I am turning into a new leaf.
Mrs. North: That's over. You are turning over a new leaf.
Student: Where is it?
Student: Is that an ice cream cone that the Statue of Liberty is holding?
Student: Does Bill Cosby sing "White Christmas"?

















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